Bill
| Occupation | Man-made self |
|---|---|
| Introduction | I'm an old bâtarde and funk as puck. |
| Interests | Contemplating the nature of human existence, textile art, sculpture, baking, clothes hacking, painting, drawing, illustration, thrift shopping, junking |
| Favorite Movies | The Wizard of Oz, Apocalypse now, American Pie, American Splendor, Carrie, Mad Max, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, Mad Max: Fury Road |
| Favorite Music | Everything but Jazz. I'm just not cool enough to "get it". It sounds like guys noodling around to me. |