Jessica Kalmeta
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| Industry | Student |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Being poor and in debt and teaching knitting |
| Location | Grand Blanc, Michigan, United States |
| Introduction | Sacrificail Cannanibalism is one of my main hobbies, but unfortunatly its not socially acceptable so I guess Im just 25 yr old. I already have a degree in Law Enforcement, but I think I'd rather not be hated and shot at on a daily bases, although chasing crackheads should be an olympic sport. I also teach knitting and work at a yarn shop fulltime, as well as play roller derby for the Flint City Derby Girls. Im in love with roller derby. Live fast, die pretty. I have a very weird, twisted sense of humor that not many people get so I come off either bitchy or crazy,or both, take your pick. One of the most important things in my life though is my sobrity, which I now have over 8 years clean and sober and Im damn proud of it. I worked my ass off for it and Im gonna show it off because I earned it. Its not bragging if you can back it up! I have extreme bovine love. |
| Interests | Sacrificial cannibalism is one of my main hobbies, but since it is not socially acceptable I have decided to pick up knitting instead as well as other things like drag racing, reading, music, saltwater reefing, skiing when when I dont have a torn up knee, being sarcastic and cynical and making fun of stupid people. |
| Favorite Movies | Supertroopers, Poolhall Junkies, Gone in 60 sec., Rounders, Dogma, Legand, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Finding Nemo, Cars, Wizard of Oz, Empire Records |
| Favorite Music | Woodward but other then that I like just about everything as long as it has a good beat. Righ now Im diggin Zero 7, Morcheeba, Massive Attack, John Legend, Zeppelin, OAR, People in Places, Pinback, Theory of a Dead Man, Cage the Elephant alot of classic rock and alot of classical. I dont know, you'll have to look at my iPod |
| Favorite Books | Um...let me make a list. Ive read so many I couldnt even tell you. |
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