Gender	Female
Industry	Marketing
Occupation	Professional Mud Wrestler
Location	Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Introduction	The idiosyncrasies in life amuse me to no end. I love red wine and martinis. I am honest to a fault. I’ve lived in Calgary my whole life. I own neither a good pair of gloves nor a winter hat. I have never snowboarded on a real mountain. I love to cook. I want to write a book. I spend too much money on lunches. I wear high heels every day. I love making to-do lists. I love making any lists really. I like the planet but not Al Gore. I wish I knew more about astronomy. I'm not afraid to ask dumb questions.
Interests	Dance, Photography, Current Events, Spending money on dresses and shoes I can't afford, Philosophy, Documentaries, Shopping, Red Wine, Traveling, Partying, Asking Dumb Questions, Poker, Buying Stuff,

Why do you think honeydew is the money melon?

"Honey Dew"? Can we say euphemism? Think about it.