Location	Portland, OR, United States
Introduction	"Dressed or not dressed, everybody works today." - One, Two, Three
Interests	books, Chicago, jewelry design, good coffee, photography, graffiti, found art, music, movies, graphic novels, used book stores, vintage anything, non sequiturs, unusual marketing, puns, NPR
Favorite movies	The Royal Tenenbaums, Croupier, The Commitments, The Science of Sleep, Cluny Brown, The Ref, The Blues Brothers, Clue, Angels in America, Sin City, Soapdish, The Fall, Key Largo, Double Indemnity, Desk Set
Favorite music	The Black Keys, Nina Simone, Tom Waits, Dylan, Nick Cave, Radiohead, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Aimee Mann, Morphine, Bjork, Elliott Smith, Cowboy Junkies, Coltrane
Favorite books	The Yiddish Policeman's Union, Everything is Illuminated, The Brothers K, Motherless Brooklyn, Blankets, Curses, The End of the Affair, Ender's Game, The Girl in the Flammable Skirt, All the King's Men, The Moviegoer, The Book and the Brotherhood, The Long Goodbye

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

With cheesecake, of course. Everyone knows that.