WhiteOberstFlowers

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation Student
Location Sacramento, CA, United States
Introduction I think everything is funny. Like a physicist thinks nothing is cold. Like, there is absolute zero (Letterman) and then everything above that is just increasing in levels of funny.
Interests Reading, Writing, Pretending.
Favorite Movies Cold Mountain, Ever After, Waiting for Guffman, Rushmore, Bridges of Madison County, Best In Show.
Favorite Music The White Stripes, Bright Eyes, The Killers, The Strokes, The Decemberists, Franz Ferdinand, Death Cab for Cutie, The Replacements, Lou Reed, Keane, Queen, Modest Mouse, The Violent Femmes, The Ramones, Bruce Springsteen, The Beatles, Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band, The Stone Foxes.
Favorite Books The Giver, Harry Potter, The Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe, The Chronicles of Narnia, Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Christopher Durang Plays, A Wrinkle in Time.

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

It will be made out of baby seal pelts. It will pay tribute to the harem of baby seals I saved from being slaughtered in southeast Russia.