Krista

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Introduction I've been described as a cross between Jerry Seinfeld and Queen Latifah.
Favorite Movies Some people don't like Bollywood movies because they say that in real life, people don't just randomly start singing and dancing. Clearly, these people have never met me.

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

You have no business asking me about my milkshake.