toxicfur

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Industry Education
Occupation Writer
Location Boston, MA, United States
Introduction I live near Boston, with two cats, two dogs, a partner, a yard, and a house that periodically demands our attention. Somehow, I ended up in suburban adulthood. I did my best to prevent it, but my attempts at wasting my education were circumvented, and I now get paid to do academic-style writing.

Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?

Once the turtle sheds the four elephants, it's a short step to stepping out of its gigantic shell.