Keith Cagney
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Consulting |
| Occupation | Sociopath |
| Location | New York, NY, United States |
| Introduction | I am an excellent source of potassium. My enemies include the island nation of Fiji and Abraham Lincoln's ghost. |
| Interests | Pie-eating contests against government officials (eat it, Kennedy); flying around in my dirigible with my faithful servant Hadji at my side; cramming lemon wedges in my mouth and providing low-fee entertainment at bat-mitzvahs; appointing myself Duke of various imaginary provinces and then surreptitiously organizing a resistance effort against my oppressive regime only to reveal in the third act that I am, in fact, the saboteur and the Duke (all subjects are then hanged). |
| Favorite movies | The Science of Sleep, Hayao Miyazaki, A Scanner Darkly, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Quentin Tarantino, Lock,Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars IV-VI, The Prestige |
| Favorite books | Catcher in the Rye, Nine Stories, Franny & Zooey, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Flowers for Algernon, Fahrenheit 451, 1984, CivilWarLand in Bad Decline, A Clockwork Orange, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, You Shall Know Our Velocity, What is the What?, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Ubik, His Dark Materials Trilogy, Slaughterhouse-Five, Cat's Cradle, L'Etranger, As I Lay Dying, Light in August, Le Petit Prince, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Watchmen, Crime and Punishment, World War Z, A Fine Balance, The Fountainhead, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, No One Belongs Here More Than You, Blindsight, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Crying of Lot 49, Gravity's Rainbow, The Waves, Mrs. Dalloway, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, The Most Beautiful Woman in Town, What We Talk About When We Talk About Love, Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Eden Express |