The Gare Bear

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Agriculture
Occupation Agronomist/Vegetation Mgmt. Specialist
Location Longmont, CO, United States
Introduction Why "Nail Police"? I didn't like getting to the top of the ladder and having no nails in the nail gun. Likewise, I didn't like someone handing me a nail gun with only two nails in it. I made sure the nail gun had nails -- and my coworkers started calling me "Nail Police". The title fit my personality.
Interests Bicycling (Mountain and Road), Photography, Mechanics, Handyman, Reading, Science, Making green things grow better
Favorite Movies Blade Runner, Contact, Wind, Water World, Heat & Dust, Summer Lovers, Ryan's Daughter, Jerry McGuire, Tombstone
Favorite Music Chuck Pyle, Carly Simon, John Mayer, Love Songs in general, Dan Fogleberg, Michael Martin Murphey, Jupiter Sunrise, James Taylor, Shawn Mullins
Favorite Books Noah's Flood, Krakatoa The Day the World Exploded, Velvet Elvis, Rocks From Space, The Frontiersman, Collapse, Into the Wild, Haunted Mesa

When you spilled the milk, did it look like the moon?

No. It looked like a mess that was about to get worse as it started to drain off the coffee table and onto the carpet.