About me

Gender	Male
Occupation	Dentist
Location	Saratoga Springs, New York, United States
Introduction	Here's some facts about me. I once bought a Playboy magazine as a birthday gift for my friend and he got pissed off... so I kept it. I was sent to Fat Camp two summers in a row, i got a girlfriend after that. In Junior High, a girl dumped me right before a final exam. I failed the test. In Highschool, I came 2hrs late to pickup my prom date. She went to prom with somebody else. In Grad School, a girl accused me of downloading Asian porn in the library... which I did but I denied it. I don't know Tae Kwon Do, but I lied about it and a muggler ran away. I once missed a flight because I was busy buying chocolates at a gift shop, a flight which was later accidently shot down by the Russians. I have a receding hair line so I'm workin really hard to develop my inner beauty, a job long due. Have you ever punched an octopus? I did and it bit me leaving a scar on my ring finger. Did you know that I am one of the 3% peeps in the nation to have a Mesiodent? I once drop kicked my brother and his primary tooth came off... I gave him 5bux to shut him up, but he still told mom about it. I got yelled at. I have a beautiful Asian Accent.
Interests	Drawing comics, Watching TV, surfing the net, being a geek