Rick Anonymi
My blogs
| Occupation | Secret Agent |
|---|---|
| Introduction | I'm your guardian angel on a national level. |
| Interests | genetic engineering, designer clones, robotic trees, demonic VCR cassettes, pinecone taxonomy, spoon-bending, online crowd control, megahertz myth, bigfoot & co. |
| Favorite movies | Dr. Strangelove/Mr. Hyde, Tetris: the Musical, Adam Sandler presents Othello, |
| Favorite music | Psychic Be-Bop, Sea Shanties, Whale Song Techno, Mansheep |
| Favorite books | Learn How Dagwood Splits the Atom, Harry Potter & the Glassblowing Accident, Learn to Smile in 24 Hours, Searching for God in a Garbage Dump, The Trashcan Tabernacle, No Friends For Jeff |
You have a red jar of cedar chips. Why do moths miss the forest?
Once moths roamed the countryside like the valiant Toyota; now they huddle like earwigs. Will it take a full cedar chip jar to unleash them? Will they ever wake from their hunched stupor?

