Gender	Female
Occupation	I take a lot of shit & kiss a lot of ass.
Location	Kansas, United States
Introduction	I'm a 34 year old mom of three girls. I love Twilight (duh).
Interests	Twilight (duh again) and reading in general
Favorite movies	Twilight, Anything with Jim Carrey or Mike Myers in it, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Titanic, Blazing Saddles, Sliding Doors
Favorite music	Muse, Kings of Leon, Beach Boys, Katy Perry, Blondie, Queen, Phil Collins, All sorts of different kinds of music!
Favorite books	The Twilight Series, The Harry Potter Series, The Cronicles of Narnia (I've had these for at least 15 years), Anything by Johanna Lindsey (I have them all), Stephen King Books, Dean Koontz Books, The Sookie Stackhouse Novels

You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?

I can't do anything with super glue except stick my fingers together. I would realize this too late, so, using my toes to dial, I would call mom and tell her for her birthday gift, she can come help me get the glue off. After all, it's the thought that counts.