LLC
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Sales |
| Introduction | About me? Grew up a house that was equivilent to Grand Central Station, I talk loud because I was the youngest in a house of five,six if you want to include grandma who lived with us for 10 years, and I was constantly fighting to get people to listen to what the fuck I had to say! Im cute, Im fun and people want to hang out with me. I enjoy music (ok, my mom made me play the violin growing up, and I admit, I now appreciate it) and I play a little bass guitar. I hope you enjoy my obscure sense of humor! If your wondering how the beating came about...... With the encouragement of friends(MPP and Tyner), I have decided to move the Weekly Beating to a blog. For those of you who are not familar with the "Weekly Beating" it is merely a term of endearment. It all started when I found myself saying things like "your child is so cute I could punch him in the face" or "kick him down the stairs". Friends just found it so hilarious that each week it became more and more graphic (kinda borderline Cereal killer). I also figured maybe by moving the Weekly Beating to a blog my employers IS department won't see the violent fits of rage being sent around by yours truly. |
| Favorite movies | Sixteen Candles, National Lampoons Vacation, Better off Dead, The Mummy, Beautiful Girls, The Fifth Element, The Breakfast Club |
| Favorite music | Describes my life: Linkin Park - Breaking the Habit Some forgotten favorites include: Scorpions - No One Like You Tim McGraw - Please Remember Me Big -n - Rich - Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy Love Song - The Cure, Break Stuff - Limp Bizit, Seprate Ways - Journey, Laid - James, Somewhere over the rainbow - Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, Crazy in love - Beyonce, Anything by Metallica, Spirit of the Radio - Rush, |
| Favorite books | Intensity by Dean Koontz |
You laughed so hard you can't catch your breath. Stick out your tongue and show us what's funny:
Brian's Boston Terrier having "relations" with Oscars arms. Notice how I said arms? That little shit was going to town!