moxie
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Erotic Muse/Instigator |
| Location | Austin, TX, United States |
| Introduction | "I stand for uncertainty, insecurity, surprise, disorder, unlawfulness, bad taste, fun, and things that go boom in the night." Tom Robbins |
| Interests | books, writing, sunning, wondering, dancing, working, sleeping late and making breakfast, laughter, bowling, hiking, loud music, shooting guns, throwing pots, cooking on occasion, playing with puppies, making fun of people, chilling, kicking things, scheming, loving, showering, bike riding, dog walking, being cynical, climbing stuff, skirts with pockets, driving well over the speed limit, bitching about things, taking moral stances, dissenting, catching turtles, reading in the bathtub while smoking, pretending, monkeyfarting, remembering, firecrackers, stories, surprises, taking pictures, stuff. |
| Favorite Movies | Shaun of the Dead, Donnie Darko, The Virgin Suicides, The Shining, Fear and Loathing, Natural Born Killers, PCU, WHAS, Holy Grail, Raising Arizona, Supertroopers, Pirates of the Carribean, Harry Potter, Big Lebowski, The Hours, Moulin Rouge...anything but a romantic comedy. |
| Favorite Music | old school soul and trip hop. |
| Favorite Books | Virgin Suicides, Still Life with Woodpecker, The Hours, The Shining, Zombie Survival Guide, In Cold Blood, Among the Thugs, Frankenstein, American Book of Outlaw Poetry, The Secret Garden, anything by Annie Dillard, Stephen King, David Sedaris, Jeffrey Eugenides, Hunter S. Thompson, etc. |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
What kind of straw? What kind of apple? I doubt the legitimacy of this statement. And it has nothing to do with milkshakes.