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Introduction	So who am I? I would tell you if I knew. I have a job, husband (even though I fully intend to bitch about him all the time), friends, and co-workers (they're actually incredibly lazy, but they are hilarious and should be television characters). I have fabulous taste in television shows (I believe Real Housewives is groundbreakingtv..don't judge me). I often find myself in the fetal position due to crippling anxiety. I lie to my friends because I don't want to attend their kids' soccer game or school play (particularly if Real Housewives is on). I tell myself that I am going to do something, and 10 minutes later convince myself that there's no reason to do it (this means I am an accomplished procrastinator). I often wonder when I am going to die. I often wonder if I am the most important person in my own mind, or if others think it as well (I am sure it is the former). I often wonder if people would love me if they knew the things that actually go through my head.

Introduction

So who am I? I would tell you if I knew. I have a job, husband (even though I fully intend to bitch about him all the time), friends, and co-workers (they're actually incredibly lazy, but they are hilarious and should be television characters). I have fabulous taste in television shows (I believe Real Housewives is groundbreakingtv..don't judge me). I often find myself in the fetal position due to crippling anxiety. I lie to my friends because I don't want to attend their kids' soccer game or school play (particularly if Real Housewives is on). I tell myself that I am going to do something, and 10 minutes later convince myself that there's no reason to do it (this means I am an accomplished procrastinator). I often wonder when I am going to die. I often wonder if I am the most important person in my own mind, or if others think it as well (I am sure it is the former). I often wonder if people would love me if they knew the things that actually go through my head.