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Gender	Female
Location	Deltona, Florida, United States
Introduction	Most days require a bit of self restraint to conform to the norm of today's society. I struggle to maintain a degree of self control as I navigate through my workday. At 4:30pm, it's go time. I get in my car, and get outta there. As I drive home, I think of what the evening will be like. Once I arrive at my home, all ideas are forgotten like yesterdays news. With one whiny, and one bossy 10 year old twins, my evenings are whatever they make of them. (Baseball and softball practice take up most of our evenings.) Since most of my life is devoted to my kids, this doesn't really bother me. They are my entertainment, my audience, and my reason for being. The funniest things happen when I am with them. The best part is, you never know what will happen, or when.
Interests	Life, comedy
Favorite movies	Date Night, Fried Green Tomatoes, Beetlejuice, Liar Liar
Favorite music	Rock
Favorite books	Bossypants, The Comedy Bible

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

I am way too immature to not laugh, but if I absolutely had to keep my composure I would try by call it deck #2.