GingerZilla

My blogs

Occupation	Global Domination
Location	GingerVilla, Zillashire, United Kingdom
Introduction	After much soul searching and relentless, failed efforts to take over the world GingerZilla took a breath and he realised that progress is not made in great leaps, but by increments, moments in time that must be seized and nurtured. If I can't beat you with the logic of the Worlds Greatest [comedy] Conspiracy Theorist [self-proclaimed], then I will at least try to make people laugh. I am a devout Hixian and proclaimer of the great gadflies of antiquity. Life is an absurdity, humour is the only logical response. To aid me in my endeavour to share love and laughter, I mash things up and proclaim FutureHistory - which has something to do with the Kraken. The path of a fanatic towards world conquest is never easy, taking careful planning and bouts of extreme violence. However, since the GingerZilla is a tree hugging hippy he will do away with the negativity and love you all - if you follow his lead into a glorious new dawn. As a Mongolian warrior once said to the Shadow 'Join me or Die!'
Interests	Global Domination
Favorite Music	It used to be easy before mash ups now I like most things depending on how mangled they become.
Favorite Books	The Guide to Cosmetic Brain Surgery, FutureHistory the Book of I