E O Hatterpol
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Interstellar Travel Writer |
| Introduction | EARTH'S first science fantasy Choose Our Own Adventure salt opera, illustrated daily. |
| Interests | INTERESTED in staying alive as long as possible in outer space, because it only seems to get saltier and saltier the more you're out here |
| Favorite Movies | Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Best Robin Hood of all the Robin Hood movies because it best captures the quintessence of the Renaissance & mediæval sense of humour |
| Favorite Music | WIZ KHALIFA has a line I love right now, it gets me pumped to fight salty space pirates and evade Starbase Octopus policeman: "Time is money so I went & bought a Rolex". |
| Favorite Books | Gargantua, Pantagruel, Le Tiers Livre; The World Without Us, Walden; or, Life in the Woods, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, How To Write A Sentence |
Why do you think honeydew is the money melon?
I think honeydew is the money melon chiefly because fruit is the currency of sweetwater thoughts, see.