Sean
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Austin, Texas |
| Introduction | Born to unknown parents, the author of this blog was lost in the Colorado wilderness at the age of two when he was rescued by a pack of wolves. Discovered by an anthropologist at the age of nine, he was immediately shipped to Chicago, where he learned the fundamentals of language, mathematics, and time travel. After a brief stint as a film director (during which he mourned the death of his wife after a fatal snake bite on location in Mesopotamia), the author moved to Austin, Texas in 2000. He now has a prolific career selling meat clocks and enjoys the company of his two cats and a rabbit. |