DJ
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | Canada |
| Introduction | An over-educated diaper jockey. Highly skilled at explosive diaper removal, In-a-flash vomit clean-up, super speedy baby meal preparation, fill-the-tub-and-dunk-the-baby-before-the-baby-screams services, let me budget that negative balance up to 0, and rock the baby to sleep at the same time. Super skilled at drowning out child fighting, baby screaming, ear piercing headache causing noise; toys banging against stoves, pots and pans smashing down stairs, music-too-loud, TV songs in your head, drive you crazy noise. |