Mary

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation Mother, Wife, Subperson
Introduction I'm an Army Brat who didn't learn anything as I married into the Army. I've got 5 kids who expect me to feed and cloth them. No one ever told me that if I cry "Calgon take me away" nothing will happen. That is so wrong! My life makes watching Jon & Kate look like Saturday Morning Bowling.
Interests Maintaining sanity, Not becoming an alcoholic, Finding a cure for my life!
Favorite Movies Sound of Music, Wedding Singer, Crash, Baby Einstein's Santa's Music Box
Favorite Music I love the 80s!, classic rock, old school hip-hop, Miley Cirus, The Wiggles(with Greg, not Sam)
Favorite Books The Road to Catoctin Mountain, It Sucked and Then I Cried, The One I am Planning to Write

Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?

And you assume I have TIME to make a model airplane???