SamZzz

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Gender Female
Industry Business Services
Location Maryville, TN, United States
Introduction I'm 35 years old. I grew up in a tiny little place most people in the state haven't even heard of. My dad went from alcoholic to preacher. My mom went from Sunday school teacher to drunk. Oh and she also stole money from me and talked about me behind my back. I hate her. I like wit and sarcasm, and sometimes I have some of my own to share. I call this Z Dreamz because my friends (a.k.a. the Hoodie Mafia) call me Z because I collect zebras.
Interests music, my dogs, exploring, camping
Favorite Music My music tastes are as screwed up as I am - as my iPod will testify to. On my iPod you will find things that really don't go together at all... Like Garth Brooks, Metallica, Big & Rich, Voltaire, Modest Mouse, Creature Feature, Blake Shelton, Psychostick getting the idea??
Favorite Books I try to read but always end up getting side-tracked. I have what I refer to as "Shiny Syndrome". Some might call it ADD although others agrue that it doesn't exist. I've never been diagnosed professionally so I can't give it a real name. All I know is that I get distracted very easily and my train of thought has a hell of a time keeping on the twisted tracks that I create in my mind.

When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?

My teachers never did that. My science teachers were wusses. We never even dissected anything. We bent glass tubes over Bunsen burners and memorized bird calls instead. Oh and looked at the school's drinking water under a microscope... that was gross.