Willy Goat

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Gender	Male
Industry	Religion
Occupation	Shit Talker
Location	Washington, DC
Introduction	My real name is Jahi, it means Gods chosen one. I'm bullshitting, it actually means "black bean" in Swahili. I know you probably thought the etymology was something cool like, "proud warrior" or "cocksmith." Haha, jokes on me. Born and raised in the Chocolate Shitty, presently the Caramel City, due to gentrification. I'm a formally trained artist(painter) and chef, with useless degrees in both. Yes, I have the ability to outcooked your mama and your grandma, I just choose not too, but if challenged I would thoroughly embarrass both. I'm an enigma, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in bullshit. Procrastination is my lover, I've been trying to leave the Bitch for years, just haven't got around to it-- she's a really manipulative muthafucka. People say I'm a jack of all trades, yet a master of none. FUCK whoever coined that adage, masters are anomolies and for the most part pricks-- I aim only to be the latter.
Interests	MILF's and milkshakes.
Favorite Movies	That's The Breaks: The Rise and Fall of Kurtis Blow
Favorite Music	Hambone, Old Negro Spirituals, Tabi, Wale, MO Chips, SK, Heron Gibran, Kingpen Slim, Yahzarah, and Blowfly.
Favorite Books	The Unauthorized Biography of Wilson Pickett and The Ester Rolle Memoirs

Come up with some possible band names for your group that features a washboard and a styrofoam tuba.

If you pour syrup on shit, does that make it pancakes?