Captain Xenu
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Human Resources |
| Occupation | Captain |
| Location | Vessel Of Power, Volcano Island |
| Introduction | Born in the distant Grimlap System, Xenu was sent to Earth as a baby in the hope that one day, he would become someone like Superman or a Defender of the Earth! But that didn't happen... instead, he writes random shit about his day on his blog and jerks off to vast quantities of pr0n. |