Mervyn Glymph
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Publishing |
| Occupation | Failed Philosopher/Unsuccessful Author |
| Location | Cairns, Far Far North Queensland, Australia |
| Introduction | Handsome - Erudite - Extremely talented - Independantly wealthy - Utterly free of ego - |
| Interests | Seeking reason in unreasonably complicated matters, Moustache waxing, Collecting thoughts, Pig hunting |
| Favorite movies | My life is a movie |
| Favorite music | Slade, The Sex Pistols, Slim Dusty |
| Favorite books | The Art of Drooling While Contemplating the Ridiculous - by Mervyn Glymph, 101 Ways of Avoiding Reality - by Mervyn Glymph, 102 Ways of Pretending There Could Possibly Be Another Way - by Mervyn Glymph |