Hells Pastry

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Occupation Curmudgeon
Introduction My name's Pastry. I have other names but that one will do. I exist to dislike many things. Occasionally I sit back in the darkness and analyze my interests and disinterests in great detail so that I might reign supreme in future arguments about the quality of said things. I do this in lieu of sleeping. It's all very sad. That sadness may well take form in this very location. Look forward to it.
Interests animation (this means highly sexual anime), film (movies with explosions), video games (combines the aforementioned), books, tabletop RPGs, monotonous labor, general tomfoolery
Favorite Movies The Devil Wears Prada, Minority Report, Big Fish, Kung Fu Hustle, Finding Nemo, The Lion King
Favorite Music Woodkid, Parkway Drive, Pearl Jam, Led Zeppelin, Rush, Studio Killers, Nujabes
Favorite Books The Dark Tower series, The Dresden Files series, The Series series, Go Dog Go

When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?

Why is a good game-to-film adaption impossible?