Captain Berk
My blogs
Location | Afterlife Mountain Resort |
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Introduction | I am a lonely starship captain who enjoys travelling the galaxy and trying to make out with alien babes, whatever their skin colour. I like mauve best. These are the thoughts I am too afraid to share with my fellow officers.. |
Interests | Seeking out new life and civilisations |
Favorite Movies | Debbie does Dagoba, Leia gets laid, Banthas on Womprats, Dirty Dancing |
Favorite Music | Mos Eisley Cantina Band |
Favorite Books | Starfleet Operations Manual Vol 7. (volume 6 was rubbish) |
Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?
I wouldn't interfere with the turtle in any way. Honest.