Captain Berk
My blogs
| Location | Afterlife Mountain Resort |
|---|---|
| Introduction | I am a lonely starship captain who enjoys travelling the galaxy and trying to make out with alien babes, whatever their skin colour. I like mauve best. These are the thoughts I am too afraid to share with my fellow officers.. |
| Interests | Seeking out new life and civilisations |
| Favorite movies | Debbie does Dagoba, Leia gets laid, Banthas on Womprats, Dirty Dancing |
| Favorite music | Mos Eisley Cantina Band |
| Favorite books | Starfleet Operations Manual Vol 7. (volume 6 was rubbish) |
Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?
I wouldn't interfere with the turtle in any way. Honest.