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Industry Non-Profit
Occupation Haus Maus
Location Northeast Florida, United States
Introduction Faster than a speeding squash plant after a rainstorm...more powerful than a KitchenAid stand mixer...able to leap tall dust bunnies in a single bound...
Interests Reading anything with words, hiking, incinerating baked goods, messing up vegan recipes, trying to give up Diet Coke, yelling at the radio anytime I don't like what they're saying, making things with yarn and sticks or a hook, attempting to keep plants alive
Favorite Movies I have to admit, I'm awfully fond of documentaries, dumb comedies, and dramas (all from Netflix, of course)
Favorite Music I'm a sucker for Johnny Cash, Eddie Vedder, the Lords of Acid, and Primus (am I stuck in the 90's much? Only my analyst knows for sure...)
Favorite Books I could fill a whole blog answering this question alone; books are my secret lover in paper and ink form

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

I'd probably have to stick myself in the leg with my hook hand. Either that, or I'd have my shoulder parrot say it for me.