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Saracanite
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GenderMale
IndustryEngineering
OccupationEspionage
LocationChesapeake, Virginia
IntroductionI'm from Saranac NY. Because of this I'm prone to violent outbursts and starting fights at boring parties. I also tend to swear allot so people routinely assume I'm dumber than they are. But yer' ma' likes me.
InterestsDarts,Whiskey,Cigars,Dogs,Cooking,Running,Kustom Kulture,"Bob",DIY, Comic Books,Multiple Alien Sex Partners,
Favorite moviesThe Quiet Man, Mad Max, The Road Warrior, Robocop, Zucker Abrams & Zucker, Coen Bros, Wes Anderson, The Thing, Life Aquatic, Hammer Horror, anything with Robert Deniro or Vinnie Jones slamming peoples heads in car doors (two very different styles), Frankenhooker, and movies that are unintentionally god-awful (like they really tried hard and took themselves seriously but its still mind blowingly retarded)
Favorite musicRockabilly, Heavy Metal, Blues, Classic Country, but I can tolerate whatever totally queer music you listen to.
Favorite booksYou know I've read all the classics.

Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?

Oh absolutely, but I find condoms provide adequate protection.

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