Location	United Kingdom
Introduction	Obviously, my real name isn't Ribena Tina, my parents were not that cruel. I have a split personality and tend to leave my brain at work. I have a beautiful daughter who took all of my marbles at birth and has refused to give them back. I make lists; if it isn't on a list I will forget it - if it's on a list hope I read the list! I lose things apparently - I say I don't, I just put them in a safe place. I attract crazy pets - all 4 of them are weird and wonderful in their own way. My hubby is an oasis of calm and keeps me somewhat sane. He took pity on me in 2005 and he made an honest woman out of me on 8th October 2012. He is the only man able to not only cope with my craziness and apparently finds it quite endearing. Beautiful B, by default, is conditioned as my biological child, to put up with me.

Location

United Kingdom

Introduction

Obviously, my real name isn't Ribena Tina, my parents were not that cruel. I have a split personality and tend to leave my brain at work. I have a beautiful daughter who took all of my marbles at birth and has refused to give them back. I make lists; if it isn't on a list I will forget it - if it's on a list hope I read the list! I lose things apparently - I say I don't, I just put them in a safe place. I attract crazy pets - all 4 of them are weird and wonderful in their own way. My hubby is an oasis of calm and keeps me somewhat sane. He took pity on me in 2005 and he made an honest woman out of me on 8th October 2012. He is the only man able to not only cope with my craziness and apparently finds it quite endearing. Beautiful B, by default, is conditioned as my biological child, to put up with me.