Bad Kermit
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Illinois, United States |
| Interests | Cubs baseball, improvisational comedy, stand-up comedy, softball, reading, writing |
| Favorite movies | Indiana Jones, The Big Lebowski, Braveheart, Grosse Pointe Blank |
| Favorite music | The Who, Counting Crows, Tom Petty, The Rolling Stones, Pearl Jam, Bruce Springsteen |
| Favorite books | The Dark Tower series, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
There was once a bald frog who bought a wig and tied it to his head, making it hard for the frog to make mating calls, so he died alone. Vanity sucks.