Tony
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | Nihilist |
| Location | Superior, Wisconsin, United States |
| Introduction | I'm Tony. I live in Wisconsin. I want to be a comedian. There. |
| Interests | Comedy, Nihilism |
| Favorite movies | Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Monty Python's Meaning of Life, Donnie Darko, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, Borat: Cultural Learnings For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, Thank You For Smoking, The Room |
| Favorite music | Beastie Boys, Beck, Ben Kweller, The Cure, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Electric Light Orchestra, Franz Ferdinand, Modest Mouse, of Montreal, Queen, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Smashing Pumpkins, The Strokes, Steely Dan, Sufjan Stevens, Talking Heads, Violent Femmes, Weezer, Yo La Tengo |
| Favorite books | America: (The Book) A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction; I Am America (And So Can You!); anything Dave Barry has written; anything cranked out by The Onion; The Alphabet of Manliness; Of Mice and Men; Alas, Babylon |
Oscillate my metallic sonatas with your plan for the Panama canal:
the panama canal is not real... there is nothing that can make my senses accept it.

