ProvokedCashew
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Sales Rep. |
| Location | Lacon, IL, United States |
| Introduction | Women want me.
Men want to be me. Delusions of grandeur be damned! |
| Interests | Writing, Gaming, Pen & Paper RPGs, Computers, Photgraphy, Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches. |
| Favorite Movies | The Matrix, The Sixth Sense, Speed Racer, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, Knotting Hill, Bring it On |
| Favorite Music | Old Fuel, Old Incubus, V.A.S.T., Dance, Classic Rock |
| Favorite Books | Harry Potter, Star Wars: New Jedi Order |
Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
That's my kind of question! Obviously, no. Forks and spoons are from separate bloodlines. If one was the descendant of the other, the successors would be inbred and retarded flatware. Instead we get the awesomeness that is the spork and the spork's illegitimate cousin, the foon.