roberta_mac
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | Housewife |
| Location | Buchanan, Michigan, United States |
| Introduction | I am a un-medicated mother of four. I craft because if I don't I may go insane. We're in the home of our dreams, and I will continue to make it our own. I have a blog addiction.... Yes, I've seen yours too. |
| Interests | Gardening, Crafting, Knitting, Crocheting, Embroidery, Polymer Clay, Scrapbooking, Paper Crafts, Sewing, Straight Dope Message Board, Music, Politics, Cooking, Snark, Movies, Computers, Reading |
| Favorite Movies | Citizen Kane, Horror films, Spaghetti westerns, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Jimmy Stewart, 80's teen flicks |
| Favorite Music | Cha cha cha, oldies, rock, rap, country, pop, light, classical. |
| Favorite Books | Banned books |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt Martha, I have the sweet syrup spraying cock prominently displayed on the credenza. I cannot thank you enough for your thoughtfulness in picking out this gift. I do have a thing for cocks, as you could see by the cock ring beside the sink, and pictures of cocks all over my kitchen. You know my saying, everyone needs at least one cock to make her happy! -Love, Bertha