Jess

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Gender Female
Industry Education
Occupation Adjunct professor of psychology
Location Idaho, United States
Introduction I'm an overconfident, loud, opinionated psychology graduate, with way less time on my hands than I think I have. I am happily married to the most wonderful man in the world, and I wouldn't trade him for anything! I am the second of 6 but the middle of 3 girls. And boy do I have middle child syndrome. The world revolves around me. As long as we all understand that, we'll get along just great.
Favorite Movies Big Fish, Edward Scissorhands, Reign of Fire, Chronicles of Narnia, The Court Jester, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Holiday, Hairspray
Favorite Music Anberlin, Matchbox 20, Goo Goo Dolls, Andrea Bocelli, Ben Folds, Finger Eleven, Paramore, Josh Groban, Josh Kelley, Mat Kearney, Michael Buble, Regina Spektor, Relient K, Sick Puppies, Yellowcard, Metro Station, Jason Mraz, Breaking Benjamin, Dropping Daylight, Flyleaf, Gavin DeGraw, Hanson, Ingrid Michaelson, The Juliana Theory, Kelly Clarkson, Matchbook Romance, O.A.R., Quietdrive, REO Speedwagon

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

You know, I think roosters get gypped. Bears get the honey, worms get the gummies, fish get the crackers, but roosters? They are underappreciated and degraded by society. For the animal that wakes us up in the morning so that we can get to work on time we could show a little more gratification. How fitting that my new syrup dispenser will go on the only breakfast that will get me up every morning.