Gender	Male
Industry	Consulting
Occupation	Cook, maid, chaffeur, batting practice pitcher, and good guy in training.
Location	East Bridgewater, MA, United States
Introduction	Dad, avid reader, would-be philosopher,ice cream addict, and occasional mortgage broker... I think I have finally made sense of it all...for right now anyway... I have three kids, a dog who thinks he is a person and a cat who thinks he is a dog. It sounds insane and it is.
Interests	Books, baseball, noshing, cooking, sleeping, and that thing we do.
Favorite movies	Mr Bean Takes A Holiday, Star Trek the Motion Picture, Glenngary Glenross, American Dream, Lawrence of Arabia, The Searchers, The Matador, My Fair Lady
Favorite music	I have a secret addiction to mariachi music.
Favorite books	The Leopard, Curious George, The Armada, The Way We Live Now, The Reindeer People, Stone By Stone, A Year In Provence, The Art of Loving

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

...after I am done making sausage out of his entrails...gosh that sounds sort of Hannibal Lechterish doesn't it?