YOMomma
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Mrs Fix-it....then wreck it.....Then Fix-it again! |
| Introduction | As a comfortably middle aged woman with three children, I realised I had a great deal of advice to impart upon my spawn. The problem is, I aquired that advice: By being a Ho in my younger years. You may find this funny, I sure as hell do. As I sit here waiting for the timer on my freshly baked bread to ding, I find myself willing and able to extend the lessons I have learned. So, for all of those mothers who are unwilling, or unable (I'm not judging, honey) to let their babies know 'Yo Mamma was a Ho' and that's where all this good advice comes from, Here we are. Feel free to drop a comment. Give a little bit of wisdom. Share with a friend who is struggling with a teen. Remember: Being a Ho isn't necessarily a bad thing, and most of us grew out of it. There is nothing sadder than an old Ho. Grandma, keep a little discretion. |
| Interests | Reading, Writing, Not Arithmetic, Visiting the people and places around me. Appreciating the good in others, Snarky humor, pushing my emotional boundaries, Baking, extending my comfort zone, trying not to murder those around me, and.....stand up comedy... watching, not performing. |
| Favorite Movies | Gone With the Wind- Scarlett was one of the best Ho's I ever did see. Vanity Fair- The European Ho Medea- Because she's a Trans Ho...lol. My Fair Lady-Because every Ho needs a role Model. Breakfast At Tiffany's- Because today's Ho, was just yesterday's "dating woman" |
| Favorite Music | My Pandora Account looks like I handed the selections page to a toddler and let him have at it. Everything from Musicals (My latest is The Greatest Show on Earth) to A Perfect Circle. I am a fan of a good crescendo. ;) |
| Favorite Books | All books are good books, so long as spell check was involved. I do not read political or religious books.... that is just bad form. BellaDonna, The Red Tent, Kite Runner, Mamas Bank Account, The Dress Lodger, The Outlander Series, Anything by Sherrilyn Kennyon, The Classic Poetry, especially Henry Thoreau, Sooo Much More. |
You know how when you walk outside in a REALLY cold environment, and your lips can freeze shut a moment. Now think about Eskimo Kisses and why we were told they exist...... So How do they make Eskimo Babies?