Blistering Barnacles
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Occupation | Hack-of-all-trades |
| Location | Mumbai, Maharashtra, India |
| Introduction | Mr Barnacle used to be an editor-at-large with a publishing company in Bombay, and his constantly expanding girth and tendency to disappear at the sound of whooshing deadlines made him a natural for the post in more ways than one. In an earlier stint he was a non-consultant in a sea of consultants. That may sound like a thankless job, but he got to do exciting things such as doodle his way through strategy meetings, consume copious amounts of free food at the cafeteria, and haul a laptop with him wherever he went. His laziness is legendary — so much so that he's had no qualms copy-pasting this intro verbatim from a long-dead Orkut profile. Why let all that effort go waste? |
Why is a mouse when it spins? Because fruit flies like a banana.