Cornelius Gotchberg
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Owner: The Gotch Beer Removal Service |
| Location | Madison, WI, United States |
| Introduction | I Never Was The Man I Used To Be |
| Interests | Watching prominently endowed X-Chromosomal Units maneuvering Odana Hills Golf Course beer carts over uneven terrain at a high rates of speed. |
| Favorite Books | ''White Trash: The 400-Year Untold History of Class in America" by Nancy Isenberg |
I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?