SJ

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation Bookseller and Aspiring Mental Health Nurse
Location Essex, United Kingdom
Introduction I have big boobies, a very symmetrical face and a fancy for bearded men. I smoke, I curse and if left unsupervised for too long, pick fights with tarts.
Interests I used to enjoy drinking whiskey in large quantities. Now, due to "complications" the most I am allowed is a few pints of grandpa real ale. MMMM..
Favorite Movies I like films that remind me of being young and stoned. Such as The Big Lebowski, Fear and Loathing, Back to the Future etc. I enjoy Martial Arts films, such as The Prodigal Son or any other flick featuring Lamb Ching Yin, Brucie or Samo Hung, oh and of course that chubby nosed, kick ass little mean machine Jackie Chan.
Favorite Music I like plenty of types of music, mainly hard kickin' southern rock and country, Cash, Black Label, Shooter Jennings, Hank Williams, Skynyrd, n' ol 60's and 70's sorta biker music, The Band, Deep Purple, Led Zep, Maiden, although it must be said that I can't live without some good ol' Irish Jig music or some mightily powerful classical.
Favorite Books I work in a bookshop. Ironically, I don't read much. When I do it's mostly biographies about bands or singers, other than that, anything by Spike Milligan or textbooks about Mental Health and double incontinance.

You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?

My friend Ian. Sorry amigo, i'll come back for you.