haleystarr

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About me

Gender FEMALE
Occupation Writer, Professor, Mom, Wife, Badass
Location Augusta, Georgia
Introduction I am a magnet for weirdness, psychos, and things that never happen in real life to normal people. THIS IS REALLY MY LIFE, YOU GUYS.

Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?

You don't need silverware when you live off of cocaine and Red Bull.