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Introduction	Laurie is a person of interest to many people, especially balding men who kinda sorta look like Moby (in the most unfashionable way). She likes the stereotypical “girl” things (i.e. long walks, Sandra Bullock movies, robbing banks) yet still manages to keep it all on the “down-low”—that’s what the kid’s say, right? Anyways, where was I? Oh, yes, Sandra Bullock. She’s got a nice rack. That’s not what we were talking about? Hmm, oh well. Laurie, well, she’s a special lady. She creates imaginary conversations with just about everybody she meets and often writes them down and keeps them in a special folder titled “Receipts 2006”—just make sure you put the folder back exactly how you found it; that bitch has a writer’s temperament! I mean, she’s always walking around in that robe, swearing under her breath—oh, I’m sorry, I’m afraid I went off on another one of my wacky tangents! As I was saying, Laurie is an amazing, beautiful, and hilarious person that deserves your utmost attention. Without her, the world would lose most of its sunshine and all of the twinkle stars. So, give her a chance, mmmmkay?

Introduction

Laurie is a person of interest to many people, especially balding men who kinda sorta look like Moby (in the most unfashionable way). She likes the stereotypical “girl” things (i.e. long walks, Sandra Bullock movies, robbing banks) yet still manages to keep it all on the “down-low”—that’s what the kid’s say, right? Anyways, where was I? Oh, yes, Sandra Bullock. She’s got a nice rack. That’s not what we were talking about? Hmm, oh well. Laurie, well, she’s a special lady. She creates imaginary conversations with just about everybody she meets and often writes them down and keeps them in a special folder titled “Receipts 2006”—just make sure you put the folder back exactly how you found it; that bitch has a writer’s temperament! I mean, she’s always walking around in that robe, swearing under her breath—oh, I’m sorry, I’m afraid I went off on another one of my wacky tangents! As I was saying, Laurie is an amazing, beautiful, and hilarious person that deserves your utmost attention. Without her, the world would lose most of its sunshine and all of the twinkle stars. So, give her a chance, mmmmkay?