Melissa

My blogs

Gender	Female
Industry	Business Services
Occupation	Claims Rep
Location	United States
Introduction	To begin, you should know that I was once told my awesomeness overcomes my ability to censor myself. I’m heavily caffeinated, often intoxicated, and wildly inappropriate. Shitshow is often used to described my life.

You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?

My dad wouldn't be there. I hate candy apples. And I'm definitely not riding a roller coaster 3 times in a row with this back.