The Republic of Uzbekistan
My blogs
| Occupation | I am a nation-state! |
|---|---|
| Introduction | We are a proud nation! When Soviet Union was strong, they ask us to help them take war to West. We say "No!" We want your American jeans and cigarettes! Deal? |
| Interests | We love America! You are firece warriors... we could use some of your younger men for our war on rebels. They steal our gasoline! Bastards! |
| Favorite movies | There Will Be Blood, Delieverance, Elmo's Adventures in Grouchland. |
| Favorite music | Polka. |
| Favorite books | Bhagavadgiitaa |
The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
I give it to one of my several wives. She make yak stew... nice for whole family.