jerrod

About me

Occupation Superhero
Introduction No. I don't have a thing for pee...
Interests Soccer, Rowing, Writing, Stalking, Sleeping, Receiving Followers (ahem), The Black Market, Caroling, Hot Baths, etc....
Favorite Movies Tombstone, The Mexican, Dumb and Dumber, Wedding Crashers, The Color Purple, Rudy, Hoosiers, Saving Private Ryan, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo, Rocky, Officer and a Gentleman, Ocean's Eleven, Ace Ventura, To Kill A Mockingbird, Cool Hand Luke, Grease, Rebel Without A Cause, Purple Violets, Howard The Duck, The Sandlot, etc....
Favorite Music Anything except Celine Dion, Reba McIntire, or Marc Anthoy. Skeletor creeps me out.

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

That it better focus and be all milkshake-y and smooth. Or else...