Gender	Male
Occupation	Security Guard
Location	Texas, United States
Introduction	I'm very big and very drooly. If your nice I'll give you lots of slobery kisses. If you ignore me I'll step on your toes. My favorite food is carrots. My bark is big, but my bite is bigger! I am a South African Boerboel. I was born at SplitRock Kennels in Colorado. I am the son of Bosch and Roxy. My dad, Bosch, is the son of Tasha and Ceaser. Ceaser was the second Boerboel ever imported to the United States.
Interests	Sleeping in mommas lap, Chasing Minature Schnauzers, BoerBoels, Eating anything!
Favorite movies	Where the Red Fern Grows, Turner & Hooch, All Dogs Go to Heaven, Scooby-Doo, The Shaggy Dog, K-9.
Favorite music	Who Let the Dogs Out? by Baha Men
Favorite books	Hank the Cowdog 06: Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?

Thats a silly question, but sure I think all fish should have a bicycle. Heck, might as well make it a motorcycle. The bigger and faster the better! Since they will be unfamiliar with the roads all motorcycles given to fish should come with a map. The map should have only one route which leads directly to my food bowl.