Bad Boyfriend

My blogs

Gender	Male
Industry	Fashion
Occupation	Creative Director
Location	Los Angeles, CA
Links	Wishlist
Introduction	I enjoy updating my Netflix queue meticulously, stealing people's girlfriends, not being pregnant, pretending to recycle, sneezing, going to Disneyland, watching documentaries and Jack In The Box commercials, writing checks, performing magic tricks to unsuspecting victims, popping bubble wrap, singing in public, vandalizing Wikipedia entries, drinking Simply Limeade straight from the bottle, making fun of people who buy Apple products, eating fortune cookies, ignoring text messages from stupid bitches, riding trains in Europe, gambling, changing my Facebook status, downloading celebrity playlists on iTunes, going through people's wallets and purses, killing mosquitoes, pumping gasoline, saving pennies, taking pictures, cooking on my George Foreman grill, buying Air Jordan sneakers for my niece, and doing my laundry.
Interests	Femmes fatales, dirty bitches, daylight drabs, nighttime witches, working girls, blue stockings, dancehall babes, body poppers, waitresses with broken noses, checkout girls striking poses, and politicians' garish wives with alcoholic cunts like knives.