Gender	Male
Industry	Non-Profit
Occupation	Monkey work.
Location	Grand Rapids, Michigan, United States
Introduction	Hey! I...uh, wait. No. That was that other...thing. The one with the blinking--whoa! No! Back up! Now it's all...oh, great.
Interests	Writing, photography, Photoshop, computers, my car, YOU if you're cool, all manner of things, Caffeine, being weird, being goofy, being serious, being gassy, being honest.
Favorite movies	Mystery Men, Ice Age, Lord of the Rings, Stir of Echoes, The Matrix, Hot Shots, Airplane, Mystery Science Theater 3000; The Movie, Levity
Favorite music	Collective Soul, EELS, Goo Goo Dolls, Tonic, Creed, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Hindemith, I've got 3672 songs in my library.
Favorite books	What Dreams May Come (Richard Matheson), Redwall (Brian Jacques), anything Dave Barry, Time and Again (Jack Finney), A Short History of Nearly Everything (Bill Bryson), lots of P. G. Wodehouse (audiobooks).

What spells can you cast with magic markers?

Dizziness. Nausea. Hallucinations. Them things is smelly!