Jewbacca

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Gender Male
Location Clemson, SC, United States
Interests Booze. And whores.

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

Marble. It will commemorate when I challenged the devil to a rock-off. The demon code prevented the foul being from declining, and I was able to defeat her. That's right, the devil's a woman.