Teeny

About me

Gender	Female
Industry	Military
Occupation	Latex-war general
Location	No Man's Land, The Farm, Canada
Introduction	Karma police, arrest this girl.
Interests	music, dancing, piercings, tattoos, eroticism, writing, paper cups, light bulbs art, photography, whales, pirates, drainage pipes, etc.
Favorite Movies	A Night at the Roxbury, 300, The Godfather, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Monty Python, Sin City, Stranger Than Fiction, Moulin Rouge
Favorite Music	Shower Opera
Favorite Books	Sex For Dummies

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt: Thanks for the cock! I really needed one of these. It's a bit small, so the syrup overflowed a little - but I'm getting used to it.